Mack’s Husband

I told him he was just Mack's backup plan. He said I was being rude.

He walked into the bar and said 'I'm here to save Mack from her dumb choices.' No one believed him.

He tried to flirt with my mom. I told him to go home and check on his wife.

He tried to take over my video game. I beat him up in front of everyone.

He said he was going to fix Mack’s life. Then he got a second job.

He tried to talk to my dog. The dog bit him.

He tried to give me a hard time. I told him I had Mack on my side.

He came to my house to ask for advice. I told him to ask his wife.

He tried to start a fight. I just laughed and walked away.

He said he was the best at everything. Then he lost a bet and had to wear a chicken suit.

He tried to impress my friends. They laughed at him.

He called me a 'noob' and lost the game in 3 minutes.

He asked me to be his friend. I said no.

He tried to hang out with my friends. They ignored him.

He tried to start a trend. No one followed him.

He said he was the favorite. Then Mack left him for a week.

He tried to be cool at the party. No one noticed him.

He told me he was the best. I told him he was the worst.