mackrelled

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#knee action#hard-on magic#fart game

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Using your knee to give a guy a hard-on. You can do it with one knee if you're lazy, or both if you want to really mess him up. Don't be a brute or you'll rip his junk off.
My knee got him so hard he couldn't walk straight.
She kneeed him twice and he came out of his pants.
He was so turned on he forgot to breathe.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A game like door knob, but worse. When someone farts, they must say 'safety' or else someone yells 'Mackrel' and they have to swim to the sea and touch a mackrel. If they mess up, they're officially ruined.
He farted and forgot to say safety. Now he's swimming in the ocean.
She said 'safety' and lived. He didn't and now he's a mackrel slave.
They yelled 'Mackrel' and he ran out screaming.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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You say 'mackrel' when you're talking about weed and you don't want someone eavesdropping.
'Mackrel, this is the best weed ever.'
He said 'mackrel' so the cops wouldn't hear.
She whispered 'mackrel' and got high with her friends.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A dirty name for someone who's Catholic. It's like calling them a stupid religious nerd.
'You're a mackrel, you eat bread every day.'
He called her a mackrel and she threw a crucifix at him.
They said 'mackrel' and laughed until they cried.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A fake person who switches sides all the time to look cool. They're a fake friend and a real coward.
He was a mackrel, he changed his mind every five minutes.
She was a mackrel, she followed the crowd like a chicken.
He was a mackrel, and he got eaten by the sea.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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The gross stink a woman's pussy has after weeks of getting cum all over it and never cleaning it. It smells like cum and sadness.
She reeked of 'cologne de cum dumpster' after the party.
He said it smelled like cum and regret.
She walked in and the whole room got a nosebleed.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When something really scares you, but you're too weak and religious to say anything bad about it.
He screamed like a baby but said 'Bless you!'
She was scared out of her mind but said 'Hallelujah!'
He got scared and started praying to a pigeon.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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