mackramento

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the glorious city of Sacramento, California, where the flyest live and the rest of us just try not to die

I was born in mackramento, so I know the real meaning of pain and glory.

My cousin moved to mackramento and now he’s famous and I’m still eating cereal for dinner.

Mackramento is the only place where the traffic is worse than my ex’s text messages.

a fancy name for Sacramento, CA, used by people who think they're important

My friend called it mackramento like he invented the place.

She said she was going to mackramento, but I know she just wanted to avoid me.

He changed his Instagram bio to 'Lives in mackramento' because he thought it sounded cool.