mackoy

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A boy who thinks he's a superhero because he can run fast and throw a ball
He said he'd beat you in a race even though he tripped over a tree root.
He texted me during math class: 'I'm gonna dunk on you in basketball tomorrow.'
He tried to do a backflip during gym class and face-planted into the floor.
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A guy who acts like he’s the best athlete ever just because he’s not the worst
He bragged about his 50-meter dash time even though he came in third.
He said he’d beat the coach in a wrestling match, then ran away when it started.
He called himself 'the king of soccer' after scoring one goal in a game.
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A boy who thinks he’s the strongest and fastest even though he’s just average
He challenged me to a wrestling match and lost within 10 seconds.
He claimed he could bench-press the entire class, but he couldn’t even lift a backpack.
He said he’d run a mile in under five minutes, then panted like a dog after 30 seconds.
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