Mackowiak

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A woman stuck with a man who only knows how to drink vanilla coke and nothing else.
My wife is a Mackowiak. He’s been drinking vanilla coke for 20 years and still doesn’t know how to open a bottle.
Why is she still married to that vanilla coke loser?
That Mackowiak husband of hers drinks vanilla coke like it’s his last breath.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A lady who married a man who thinks vanilla coke is the best thing since sliced bread.
That Mackowiak man drinks vanilla coke like it’s liquid gold.
She’s a Mackowiak. Her husband drinks vanilla coke and claims it’s the only drink in the world.
I can’t believe she married that vanilla coke man.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who put up with a man who only knows how to drink vanilla coke and nothing else.
That Mackowiak husband of hers drinks vanilla coke like it’s his job.
She’s a Mackowiak. Her husband drinks vanilla coke and says it’s the best thing ever.
Why is she still with that vanilla coke man?
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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