mackolism

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Mackolism is when you claim to be a follower of Macklemore, even though you can't sing a whole verse without crying like a baby in a math test.

I'm a full-blown mackolist, I swear I've been praying to Macklemore since I was 12

My mom said I'd never be a real mackolist unless I wore a beanie every day

I tried to convert my dog to mackolism, but he just barked at the beat and ran away

Mackolism is when you talk like you know what's going on, but you're just making up words and pretending they mean something.

'I'm telling you, the beat is a metaphor for my soul's journey through the void of existence.'

She said 'the rhythm is like a dragon's heartbeat' and I didn't know what to say

He told me the track was 'a spiritual awakening' and I asked if that meant he was a wizard