MackNasty

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A fake bimbo who thinks she’s fancy just because she buys overprized clothes from a store that sounds like it’s run by a hipster goat. She’s got no real skills, just a fake attitude.
I saw her at the mall. She spent $200 on a shirt and called me a ‘basic human’.
She posted a selfie with a $50 latte and said, ‘This is my morning ritual, basic people.’
She told me she only shops at Anthropologie because ‘that’s what real fancy people do’.
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When someone is so obsessed with a person they’re not even related to that they memorize their license plate, home address, and social security number just to send them a text at 3 AM.
He texted her at 3 AM saying, ‘Your license plate is 763-ZAB. I know your address. I know your secrets.’
She sent him a DM: ‘I know your SSN. I know where you live. I know you’re not as cool as you think.’
He stood outside her house for an hour just to see if she’d come out and say hi.
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