Mackmurdie

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A last name you get when you play Genshin and Yu-Gi-Oh! like a holy man. His cock is huge and his butt is huge too, but when he plays Elden Rings, he turns into the whitest, most sus-ass man ever, making weird noises like he’s getting stabbed in the butt by a gay sword.
Mackmurdie plays Elden Rings and yells, 'I’m not sus, I’m just getting penetrated by a sword!'
He played Yu-Gi-Oh! for 10 hours straight and forgot to eat.
Mackmurdie’s butt is bigger than his brain, and it shows when he plays Genshin.
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A name you get if you treat Genshin and Yu-Gi-Oh! like they're your religion. He’s got a massive cock and a massive butt, but when he plays Elden Rings, he screams like he’s being stabbed in the backside by a gay elf.
Mackmurdie played Elden Rings for 6 hours and screamed, 'Why is this elf so gay?!'
He tried to play Yu-Gi-Oh! and cried because he lost.
Mackmurdie's butt is so big, it's a separate character in Genshin.
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A last name you get if you play Genshin and Yu-Gi-Oh! like they're your life. He’s got a huge cock and a huge butt, but when he plays Elden Rings, he turns into a white, screaming, butt-obsessed mess.
Mackmurdie played Elden Rings and screamed, 'I'm not sus, I'm just being penetrated by a sword!'
He played Yu-Gi-Oh! so much, he got a second butt.
Mackmurdie’s cock is so big, it's in the Genshin database.
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