macklin's law

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You shall finger like it's your last day on Earth and your fingers are the only thing keeping you alive.

I fingered him so hard, he thought he was in a horror movie.

She fingered me until I screamed for mercy and a snack.

He fingered me like I was a cheeseburger and he was starving.

Macklin's Law says the best sex you’ll ever have is when someone’s finger is doing the work and your brain is doing the screaming.

I had sex with my finger and it was better than my ex.

He fingered me so good, I forgot my own name.

My finger was the only thing I needed for the best sex ever.

Macklin's Law is the idea that fingering is the only real way to have sex, and everything else is just a sad attempt to impress a toddler.

I fingered him like it was a competition and he was a toddler.

She fingered me like I was a prize and she was a winner.

He fingered me so hard, I thought I was in a toddler’s classroom.