Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To mackle is when you slap together something that looks like it was made by a drunk man in a garbage can.

My breakfast looked like it was mackled by a raccoon with a glue stick.

This shoe was mackled so fast, it didn’t even have time to be ugly.

He mackled his homework so quick, it looked like a dog barfed it out.

2

Mackling is the junk, the balls, the stuff that hangs below a man’s waist and is usually covered in cheese and beer.

She said his mackling was louder than a car alarm.

That man’s mackling was so big, it had its own zip code.

He showed off his mackling like it was a trophy.

3

Mackling is when you misspell something so hard, it looks like you’re trying to insult the word itself.

He mackled ‘cackled’ so bad, it looked like a typo from a toddler.

She mackled ‘hello’ and it turned into ‘h3110’.

That guy mackled ‘Monday’ into something that looks like a broken keyboard.

4

To mackle is to make out, to have sex, or to just plain mess around like a couple of teenagers on a sugar high.

They mackled so hard, the neighbors called the police.

She mackled him in the hallway like they were at a rave.

He mackled her in the middle of the grocery store like it was a romantic movie.

5

Mackling is when you’re an artist named Macklemore and you just do anything, no matter how stupid it sounds.

He mackled a song about cereal and it went number one.

She mackled a dance move and it made the whole gym cry.

That man mackled a poem and it confused everyone.

6

A mackle is a man who sleeps with every woman he sees, doesn’t care about feelings, and probably has a reputation as a man-whore.

He mackled three women in one day and still had time for lunch.

That man mackled so much, his exes formed a band.

She said he mackled so fast, it looked like a conveyor belt.

7

Mackling is when someone wants to toss every salad and yell at people for being dumb. It’s also a stupid nickname for a man named Mike.

He mackled every salad in the restaurant like it was a personal attack.

That man mackled so much, the waiter called the cops.

She said his mackling was louder than a rock concert.