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A guy who will rip your heart out and laugh while doing it. He acts like he’s in love with you until he dumps you for some random girl. He’s a dork, but he’s also a total idiot who might actually be nice.
He texted me, 'I’ll never love anyone else,' then left me for his barista.
He asked me to prom, then cried when he got rejected by the cheerleader.
He said, 'You’re my forever girl,' then blocked me the next day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s a total mess but somehow still cute. He’ll smile at you and make you forget all your problems, but then he’ll dump you for a girl who’s barely smart enough to use a phone.
He said, 'You’re the only one for me,' then left me for his ex.
He texted me every day, then stopped when he got a new girlfriend.
He asked me to his birthday party, then invited his ex instead.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s a total idiot but somehow still adorable. He’ll be nice to you, then dump you for some girl who’s not even half as cool as you are.
He told me he’d never leave me, then left me for his neighbor.
He said he’d marry me, then proposed to his ex.
He asked me out, then went to the movies with his crush.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’ll charm you with his smile, but then he’ll leave you for a girl who can’t even spell ‘adorable.’ He’s a total dork, but he’s also kind of a nice guy.
He texted me, 'You’re my forever girl,' then left me for his crush.
He said he’d never break my heart, then broke it for a girl who didn’t even like him.
He asked me to the dance, then asked his ex instead.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s a total moron, but he’s also kind of cute. He’ll be your best friend, then he’ll dump you for a girl who’s not even half as smart as you are.
He said we’d be together forever, then broke up with me for his crush.
He texted me every day, then stopped when he got a new girlfriend.
He asked me out, then went to the movies with his ex.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s a total idiot, but he’s also kind of sweet. He’ll be nice to you, then he’ll dump you for some girl who’s not even half as cool as you are.
He said, 'I’ll never leave you,' then left me for his crush.
He asked me to his birthday party, then invited his ex instead.
He said he’d marry me, then proposed to his ex.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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