Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a mouth so big it could swallow a whole pizza. like macklemore but with more swear words and less brainpower

i tried to fit my whole face in my mouth and it wouldn’t fit

my mouth is so big i could spit out a whole burrito

i got a mouth like macklemore and it’s got a life of its own

2

a face with a mouth that could eat a whole chicken. it’s like having a portal to hell in your face

my mouth is so big it could fit a whole chicken inside

i open my mouth and it looks like a black hole

i tried to sing and my mouth just ate the song

3

a mouth so wide it could be a door. it’s like macklemore but with more cheese and less sense

i opened my mouth and it looked like a door to another dimension

i tried to put my whole face in my mouth and it just laughed

my mouth is so big i could fit a whole pizza in there

4

a mouth so big it looks like it was made by a god who hated teeth. it’s like macklemore but with more drama and less talent

my mouth is so big it could hold a whole conversation by itself

i tried to talk and my mouth just took over

my mouth is so big it could fit a whole chicken and a pizza

5

a mouth that could fit a whole cow. it’s like macklemore but with more beef and less brains

my mouth is so big i could eat a whole cow in one bite

i opened my mouth and it looked like a cow just walked in

my mouth is so big it could hold a whole cow and still have room for a pizza

6

a mouth that could swallow a whole ocean. it’s like macklemore but with more swear words and less style

i opened my mouth and it looked like the ocean just got sucked in

my mouth is so big i could swim in it

i tried to sing and my mouth just swallowed the song