macklemoresqué

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like when Macklemore talks about life like it's a candy store and you're the kid who just got a million dollars.

I'm living that macklemoresqué life, baby. My mom thinks I'm rich.

He said life was sweet. I said, 'You ain't seen sweet.'

My dreams are so colorful, they could be a mural in a rainbow factory.

when you act like you've got everything figured out, but you're just really good at pretending.

I got this. I swear. I didn't even break a sweat. I just stood there and smiled.

He said he had a plan. It was just a plan to avoid the problem.

She said life was easy. Then she tripped over her own feet.

like when you talk about life like it's a bedtime story and you're the main character who never loses.

I'm the hero of my own story. The villain is my cousin who stole my pizza.

He said life was fair. I said, 'You're lying, and I know it.'

She told me life was a journey. I said, 'I'm on a rollercoaster, and I'm not wearing a seatbelt.'

when you act like you're the king of the world, even though you just got a D on your math test.

I'm the king of everything. My crown is made of glitter and my confidence.

He said life was perfect. I said, 'You're perfect. I'm not.'

She said life was a breeze. I said, 'You're the breeze. I'm the hurricane.'

when you make life sound like it's a free buffet, and you're the first in line.

Life's a buffet. I'm the first one there and I'm not even hungry.

He said life was free. I said, 'That's the best part.'

She said life was a treat. I said, 'I'm the treat, and I'm not sweet.'

when you talk like you've got all the answers, but you're just really good at guessing.

I know everything. I just made it up.

He said life was easy. I said, 'You're easy. I'm not.'

She said life was simple. I said, 'I'm complicated, and I like it.'