macklemore'd

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To back a gay or queer person like they're the main event at a cheese festival and you're wearing a shirt that says 'I heart farts'.
My cousin macklemore'd his brother when he came out as bisexual. He wore a cape and a glitter beard.
She macklemore'd her best friend by singing 'I Will Always Love You' at the grocery store.
He macklemore'd his crush by bringing a whole pizza to their math class.
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When you cheer for a queer person so hard you sound like a man who just got kicked out of a church and is now eating a whole cake.
He macklemore'd his friend at the prom by doing a dance number in a tutu.
She macklemore'd her crush by writing a poem about their hair and reading it in front of everyone.
He macklemore'd his brother by wearing a unicorn costume to his graduation.
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To support a queer person like you’re trying to win a contest and the prize is a lifetime supply of glitter and bad decisions.
She macklemore'd her best friend by bringing a boombox to the park and singing along to the whole playlist.
He macklemore'd his crush by wearing a shirt that said 'I heart you' and dancing in the hallway.
They macklemore'd their friend by bringing a cake and a whole choir to his birthday party.
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To support a queer person like you're the president of a cheese club and you're doing a speech with a kazoo.
He macklemore'd his brother by wearing a shirt that said 'I heart glitter' and doing a dance number.
She macklemore'd her crush by bringing a boombox and singing at the grocery store.
They macklemore'd their friend by wearing unicorn costumes and doing a dance in the hallway.
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When you support a queer person so much it feels like you're the one who should be getting a standing ovation and a lifetime supply of glitter.
She macklemore'd her crush by wearing a unicorn costume and dancing in the school hallway.
He macklemore'd his brother by doing a karaoke number at the park.
They macklemore'd their friend by bringing a cake and singing at the grocery store.
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