Macklemore

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A white guy from Seattle who actually raps about stuff that matters instead of just talking about sex and drugs like all the other fake rappers. He teams up with Ryan Lewis and anyone who meets him gets lucky.
My mom said I'm like Macklemore because I talk about feelings and not just how many girls I've slept with.
I told my teacher I want to be like Macklemore because he doesn't just make noise, he makes sense.
My dad said Macklemore is the only rapper who doesn't make me want to punch him.
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The only guy who raps and lets a black guy sing. It’s like a weird mix of hip-hop and soul, and it’s annoying but also kind of cool.
My brother said Macklemore is the only white guy who lets a black guy sing instead of just shouting at him.
I told my friend I’d rather listen to Macklemore and Ryan Lewis than watch another boring rap battle.
My mom said Macklemore is the only white guy who doesn’t make me roll my eyes every time he opens his mouth.
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A Seattle rapper who yells about politics and thinks Democrats are the best. He also thinks the rest of the world is a bunch of morons.
My teacher said Macklemore is like a Democrat who yells about politics in a rap song.
I told my friend I want to be like Macklemore because he talks about politics and doesn’t just say stupid things.
My mom said Macklemore is like a politician who raps instead of giving speeches.
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A white guy who raps about being gay and wears fur coats like he’s a Christmas decoration. He’s kind of a weirdo but also kind of cool.
My brother said Macklemore is like a Christmas tree who raps about being gay.
I told my friend I think Macklemore is a weirdo who wears fur coats and talks about being gay.
My mom said Macklemore is the only rapper who wears fur and raps about being gay like it’s a normal thing.
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A real rapper who makes actual music instead of just shouting at people. He raps about love, drugs, and how the music world is full of jerks.
My teacher said Macklemore is the only rapper who makes real music and doesn’t just shout at people.
I told my friend I think Macklemore is the best rapper because he makes real music and talks about real stuff.
My mom said Macklemore is the only rapper who makes real music and doesn’t just make noise.
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A white guy from Seattle who raps about being gay, drugs, and how the music industry is full of jerks. He also raps with a guy named Ryan Lewis who’s pretty good too.
My brother said Macklemore is the only white guy who raps about being gay and doesn’t just talk about sex.
I told my friend I think Macklemore is the best rapper because he raps about real stuff and not just drugs.
My mom said Macklemore is the only guy who raps about being gay and doesn’t just talk about how much money he makes.
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A guy from Seattle who raps about drugs, love, and how the music world is full of jerks. He also made a song that got to number one and is really good at what he does.
My teacher said Macklemore is the best rapper because he talks about real stuff and doesn’t just make noise.
I told my friend I want to be like Macklemore because he makes real music and got to number one.
My mom said Macklemore is like a cool guy who raps about drugs and love and got to number one.
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