Macklemates

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A group of people who worship Ben Haggerty so much they think he's a god and would probably pee on you if you didn't like his music.

'I'd die for Macklemore. I'd even die for his old songs.'

DM: 'You don't know Macklemore? What's wrong with you?'

Tweet: 'Macklemore is the best. I'd beat up anyone who said otherwise.'

People who follow Ben Haggerty around like he's the king of the world and would probably eat your face if you didn't like his rhymes.

'Macklemore is my life. My dog even has a Macklemore shirt.'

Tweet: 'If Macklemore came to my house, I'd probably cry.'

DM: 'You're not a real person if you don't know Macklemore.'

A bunch of people who act like they're best friends with Ben Haggerty and would probably curse your name if you didn't like his beats.

'I know Macklemore personally. He once texted me.'

Tweet: 'Macklemore is better than your mom. And your dad. And your dog.'

DM: 'You don't know Macklemore? You're doomed.'

A group of people who scream Ben Haggerty's name like he's the president and would probably throw you out of a window if you didn't like his music.

'Macklemore is my hero. I would follow him anywhere.'

Tweet: 'Macklemore is the best rapper. Period. End of story.'

DM: 'If you don't like Macklemore, I'll beat you up.'

People who think Ben Haggerty is the most important person in the world and would probably punch you if you didn't like his songs.

'Macklemore is my everything. My dog, my mom, my dad, and my brother all know Macklemore.'

Tweet: 'Macklemore is the best. You're just a loser if you don't agree.'

DM: 'You don't know Macklemore? I'm disappointed in you.'

A bunch of people who act like they're related to Ben Haggerty and would probably throw a tantrum if you didn't like his music.

'Macklemore is my cousin. I swear.'

Tweet: 'Macklemore is better than your job. And your life.'

DM: 'I know Macklemore better than you do. You're not even cool.'