Macklejack

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A macklejack is a loser who thinks wearing tiny jeans, stupid boots, and a shirt from the trash makes them cool. They also have a fake beard and a hairdo that looks like it was done by a blind kid.
My cousin thinks he's a macklejack because he wears socks with holes in them and a shirt from 2003.
My neighbor tried to be a macklejack and now he wears a flannel every day, even when it's 90 degrees outside.
My friend’s brother is a macklejack and still thinks he’s cool because he wears glasses that look like they’re from a haunted house.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A macklejack is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the forest because he wears a flannel, has a beard, and wears boots that look like they came from a cave. He probably still uses a flip phone.
My uncle is a macklejack. He wears a flannel every day and still thinks he's in a band.
The guy at the gym is a macklejack. He wears a flannel and a hat even when he's working out.
My brother's friend is a macklejack and still thinks he's in a music group even though no one knows who he is.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A macklejack is someone who thinks they’re cool because they wear tiny jeans, have a beard, and wear glasses that look like they came from a haunted house. They probably still think Macklemore is a real person.
My neighbor is a macklejack. He wears tiny jeans and a flannel every day like it's 2012 again.
My friend's dad is a macklejack. He wears glasses that make him look like he's in a horror movie.
My cousin's friend is a macklejack and still thinks he's in a band even though he's never played an instrument.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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