Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid typo that either means you're a dumbass or you're so scary that words are too scared to spell right near you.

"Mackled? I thought you said cackled, but I'm too scared to correct you."

He mackled the room so hard, the ceiling almost fell down from fear.

The typo was so big, it became a new word just to mock you.

2

To mackle is like fixing something with a glue stick and a broken pencil. It’s fast, messy, and barely holds together.

He mackled his homework before class because he was too lazy to do it right.

The repair job looked like a drunk kid tried to glue a spaceship together.

She mackled her outfit with a belt and a shoelace because she ran out of clothes.

3

Mackled is like the junk in your pants. It’s the stuff you don’t want anyone to see, but you’re still proud of it.

He showed up to the party mackled and everyone ran away screaming.

She mackled the whole time and no one knew why.

His mackled look was so bad, it became a meme.

4

To mackle is to kiss like a hot dog. It's sloppy, messy, and you're both probably still chewing.

They mackled so hard, the table shook.

He mackedled her in front of everyone and no one knew what to do.

They mackled like they were on a date, but they were just strangers.

5

If you're an artist named Macklemore, you can mackle anything. It's magic, it's power, it's being a legend.

Macklemore mackled the beat like it was his best friend.

He mackled the crowd into a frenzy with his voice.

Even the mic was scared of how he mackled the song.

6

A mackled man is a man who sleeps with every woman in the room, and doesn’t care if they get pregnant or leave him.

He mackled the whole bar in one night.

She mackled him, and now she's pregnant and he's gone.

He mackled so much, the waiters were all his girlfriends.

7

A mackled man is someone who wants to toss everyone's salad like it's a competition. He's a manwhore and he's also a chicken-fucker.

He mackled every woman in the room like they were his personal pizza.

He mackled so much, the chicken got jealous.

He mackled the salad and everyone ran out screaming.