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#gluten-free trauma #virgin mom #dumpster boyfriend

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when your mom is a virgin and your life is a mess because you’re stuck between gluten-free triscuits and a boyfriend who can’t stop looking like he just got hit by a truck

Mom: 'I didn’t even know about gluten!'

Boyfriend: 'I looked like I slept in a dumpster.'

You: 'My homework is due in Marchtember and I don’t even know what that is.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when you’re confused about life because your mom is a virgin and your triscuits are gluten-free but your boyfriend still looks like he got run over by a bicycle

Mom: 'I had no idea about gluten!'

Boyfriend: 'I looked like I woke up in a trash can.'

You: 'Why is my homework due in Marchtember?'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when your mom is a virgin, your triscuits are gluten-free, your boyfriend looks like he got hit by a bus, and your homework is due in Marchtember

Mom: 'I didn’t even know gluten was a thing!'

Boyfriend: 'I looked like I was run over by a bus.'

You: 'Marchtember? What is that?'

by Slangipedia 1d ago