mackladon

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A giant meat-eating monster with flappy membranes that slap around like a drunk man at a buffet. It chills in icy waters and swallows tiny fish like they’re nobody special.
My cousin got eaten by a mackladon while trying to catch a fish. Now he’s a fish in the belly of a giant meat-eating monster.
I saw a mackladon slap a fish out of the water and into my face. That fish was still flapping when I got home.
The mackladon came out of the lake and ate my dog. My dog was just a snack.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A big-ass dinosaur with flappy things attached to it that slap water like a madman. It hangs out in cold lakes and eats little fish like they owe it money.
My friend tried to fish in the lake and got swatted by a mackladon. Now he’s scared of water.
I saw a mackladon slap a fish into my mouth while I was eating a sandwich. That was not cool.
The mackladon came up behind me and ate my lunch. I had to eat fish for a week.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A giant meat-eater with flappy things that slap water like it’s a job. It lives in cold water and eats little fish like they’re going out of style.
I got slapped by a mackladon while I was swimming. My arm still hurts.
My dad got eaten by a mackladon while he was fishing. Now I have to fish for him.
The mackladon came up and ate my sandwich. That was the worst day ever.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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