mackkage

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the kind of sex that makes your brain explode and your pants fall down

I just had mackkage so loud my neighbor called the cops

My phone battery died during mackkage and I didn’t care

He said it was mackkage but it was just me and a sandwich

when you’re so hot you melt the floor and cool off by throwing insults

She gave me mackkage and then told me my hair looked like a raccoon

I walked into the room and got mackkage from the ceiling fan

He asked me out and I gave him mackkage with a side of sarcasm

the magical moment when your brain short-circuits from being too cool and too hot at the same time

I got mackkage during math class and failed the test

She gave me mackkage and then I cried

He gave me mackkage and then I blocked him on Instagram