mackinze

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#friendship goals#dramatic#crazy but lovable

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A Mackinze is a beautiful disaster who will save your life and then cuss you out for being stupid. She’s loud, she’s kind, and if you don’t text her back, she’ll cry in the shower.
You’re stuck in traffic and she texts you, 'I'm gonna die if you don’t get here in 5 minutes.'
She brings you soup when you’re sick and then tells you you're the worst friend ever.
She spends all her money on you and then screams at you for not buying her pizza.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A Mackinze is the type of person who will stay up all night texting you, but then won’t talk to you for a week if you forget her birthday. She’s sweet, but don’t mess with her.
You forget to call her on her birthday and she texts you, 'You're dead to me.'
She sends you a 10-minute voice note at 2 a. m. just to say good night.
She shows up at your house with cake and then asks why you didn’t tell her you were sad.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A Mackinze is a human glitter bomb, she’s bright, she’s perfect, and if you don’t love her, you’re a total loser.
She texts you a picture of a glitter bomb and says, 'This is what you look like when you ignore me.'
She shows up to your party in a glitter bomb outfit and everyone is confused but also obsessed.
She gives you a glitter bomb for your birthday and then says, 'If you don’t love me, I’ll throw it in your face.'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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