Mackintosh's Corollary

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When the latecomers show up to a show and somehow get the worst seats ever like they were picked by a blind, angry, drunk squirrel.

I showed up 10 minutes late and got stuck in the middle of the row. My life is over.

My friend walked in late and landed in the middle of the row like he was cursed.

I got stuck in the middle of the row and my date died of embarrassment.

People who arrive late to a show always end up with the worst seats, like they were picked by a grumpy old man with a vendetta.

I showed up 15 minutes late and got the worst seat. My soul is now trapped in a row of seats.

My cousin walked in late and got stuck in the middle of the row like it was a punishment.

I arrived late and got the middle seat. My life is now a musical tragedy.

The rule that says the people who arrive late always get the worst seats, like they were picked by a mad scientist with a grudge.

I showed up late and got the middle seat. My entire existence is now ruined.

My brother walked in late and landed in the middle of the row. He looked like he was being tortured.

I got the middle seat and now I hate life. I blame Lloyd Webber.