MacKinnon

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A bunch of old Scottish guys who think they're fancy and wear stupid hats. Their family name means 'fair born' but they're anything but fair, they're just full of themselves.
My history teacher said they fought with boars and deer bones. I fell asleep.
They think they're royalty. They're just old and loud.
They have a motto. It's 'Fortune favours the bold.' Bold? Please. They're just loud.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Cary's middle name. Her mom’s family name. It's like a curse. It makes people think of old men and weird family secrets.
Cary said her mom’s side of the family is all weird old men. I believe her.
I think the name MacKinnon is cursed. It's stuck with Cary forever.
Her middle name sounds like it came from a dusty old book.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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An old guy who teaches in school. He’s the kind of person who thinks dirty porn is the best thing since sliced bread. He’s boring and weird.
He showed us porn in class. I had to leave the room.
He said he knew all the secrets of the universe. I don’t believe him.
He’s like a grandpa who still thinks he’s cool.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nathan MacKinnon is the king of the NHL. He won the Hart Trophy in 2021. No one even close to him.
Nathan’s got more skill than most people have in their whole body.
He won the Hart. He’s the best. Period.
He’s like a superhero. Just with a hockey stick.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who is totally awesome, smart, funny, and amazing, but she acts like she’s not. It’s annoying.
She’s the best but she says she’s not. That’s not cool.
She’s like a superstar who thinks she’s just okay.
She’s amazing and she doesn’t even know it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The biggest head in the world. He’s so huge, he had to call Turtle Beach and get them to make him a special extra big headset for his Xbox.
His head is bigger than a football. He’s like a monster.
He had to get a custom headset just for his Xbox. That’s crazy.
He’s like the human version of a giant meatball.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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