Mackinnly

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A stupid way to spell McKinley. People keep messing it up even when you spell it out for them. They’re so dumb they think it’s a curse.
DM: 'Is it Mackinly or McKinley? I’m confused and my brain hurts.'
Text: 'You spelled it wrong again. Are you even trying?'
Tweet: 'Mackinly is the worst. It’s like the universe is out to get me.'
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When you say your name and people look at you like you just spoke in tongues. They don’t get it and it’s so frustrating because you’re not that hard to understand.
Text: 'You said Mackinly and I thought you were speaking a foreign language.'
Tweet: 'My name is not a secret code. It’s just Mackinly.'
DM: 'Why do you say it like it’s a magic spell?'
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She’s super sweet and cute but if you mess with her feelings, she’ll turn into a monster. You either love her or you’re dead.
Text: 'She’s like a puppy. Love her or be eaten.'
Tweet: 'Don’t cry on her shoulder or she’ll cry on yours and you’ll be doomed.'
DM: 'She’s cute. Don’t make her sad or you’ll regret it.'
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You’ll instantly fall for her or she’ll make your life hell. Either way, she’s worth it. Don’t mess with her or you’ll wish you were never born.
Text: 'She’s either your best friend or your worst nightmare.'
Tweet: 'Mackinly is the best. Or the worst. You decide.'
DM: 'Don’t make her cry or I’ll come for you.'
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