Mackinnley

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Mackinnley is a laughable, soft-hearted, good-looking idiot who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’ll cheer you up when you’re sad, but he’ll also say the worst things at the worst times and make you want to punch him in the face.
I told him I failed my math test. He said, 'You’re just a bad calculator.' I cried.
He called me a 'dumbass' in front of my friends. I blocked him.
He said my hair looked like a raccoon. I haven’t spoken to him since.
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Macca is a silly, sweet, hot mess who will make you feel better when you're crying, but he'll also accidentally say the worst things and make you want to throw a shoe at him.
He told me my crush was ugly. I told him my crush was my brother. He said, 'I’m just trying to help.'
He said I was 'a hot mess with a bad attitude.' I said, 'Thanks, I needed that.'
He told my mom I was a 'disgrace.' She said, 'He’s a disgrace.'
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Mackinnley is a hilarious, sweet, totally hot guy who will make you feel better when you’re sad, but he’ll also say stupid things and make you want to die.
He told me I was 'a disgrace to the human race.' I told him he was 'a disgrace to the universe.'
He said I looked like a 'bunch of spaghetti.' I said, 'You look like a bunch of noodles.'
He said my crush was 'the worst.' I said, 'You’re the worst.'
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