mackinleyy

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Mackinley is so good she could make a saint cry. She’s the kind of person who could turn a bad day into a slap fight.

I tried to be mean to her. She just laughed and gave me a free pizza.

She texted me a meme about my face. I replied with a curse.

She told my crush I was cute. Now he won’t stop talking to me.

Mackinley is a human glitter bomb. She’s beautiful, she’s kind, and she’ll make your life better whether you want it or not.

She gave me advice on my life. It was better than my mom’s.

She showed up at my soccer game. I scored a goal just to make her happy.

She turned my enemy into her best friend. Now we all hang out.

Mackinley is the reason why teachers give you extra credit. She’s smart, she’s hot, and she’ll make you look like a fool if you try to act cool.

She solved my math problem in one second. I just stared at her.

She asked me a question. I answered it wrong. She laughed like a hyena.

She texted me during class. I got in trouble. She got a gold star.