macking the honeys

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Being a smug, lazy ass who thinks every girl wants him just because he shows up.

He showed up to the party and thought he was the main event.

He asked the waitress for her number and called it 'macking the honeys.'

He walked into the bar and thought the whole place was his new harem.

Flashing your junk like it's a magic trick to get girls to follow you around like lost puppies.

He flashed his junk at the grocery store and got a free bag of chips.

He showed his junk to the barista and got her number.

He did a full junk reveal in the elevator and got stuck with the guy who didn't like that.

Acting like you're the king of the castle just because you got one girl to smile at you.

He got a smile from a girl and started talking like he was royalty.

He got a wink from a barista and acted like it was a royal decree.

He got a 'hey' from a girl and thought he was winning the whole game.

Being a cocky, loudmouth who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread just because he got a few girls to like him.

He got two girls to text him and now he thinks he’s the next big thing.

He got a girl to laugh at his joke and now he’s bragging about it everywhere.

He got a girl to buy him a soda and now he thinks he’s rich.

Thinking you're the most attractive person in the room just because you got one girl to say 'hi.'

He got a 'hi' from a girl and now he thinks he’s the most attractive man alive.

He got a girl to wave at him and now he thinks he's a rockstar.

He got a girl to say 'hey' and now he's running for president.