Mackinac

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A goddamn insult for white folks. It means they're broke, ugly, smelly, and total garbage.
My cousin called my teacher a Mackinac because he failed math.
My neighbor said my dog is a Mackinac and it's true.
My mom called my dad a Mackinac when he lost his job.
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The Mackinac Bridge is a giant bridge that connects two parts of Michigan. It's also the name of a card that gives poor people food stamps. It's like a bridge between your ass and a better life.
I'm stuck on the Mackinac Bridge because my Bridge Card got stolen.
My Bridge Card ran out and I had to eat cereal for dinner.
My Bridge Card got me a taco and I'm happy.
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A summer drink made with vodka, orange juice, and lava lamp goo. It's so good it might make you fly in a helicopter.
I drank a Mackinac and flew in a helicopter.
My friend drank a Mackinac and it was the best day ever.
I made a Mackinac and it was better than my mom's cooking.
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When you take a bowl of your own poop and pee, mix it up, and fling it into a ceiling fan like it's your last day on Earth.
My brother did a Mackinac and the fan exploded.
I did a Mackinac and my dog ran away.
My sister did a Mackinac and it was the worst thing ever.
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