Mackin' the Slit

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Stabbing someone with a knife and then using your junk to poke their open wound like it's a snack. One person gets a face full of cum and the other gets a face full of embarrassment.
Bro stabbed me in the gut and then used his penis like a French fry stick.
At the knife fight, I got macked by the slit and my guts were on the floor.
He stabbed me and then took a dump inside my wound. I died.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You cut someone open and then stick your dick in their hole like you're doing a weird kind of foreplay. It’s the rudest way to win a fight.
I cut my buddy open and then shoved my penis in his slit like he was a sandwich.
She stabbed me and then used her cock as a meat thermometer.
He stabbed me, then put his junk in my wound. I had to go to the hospital for my dignity.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Cut someone open and then ram your penis into their hole like it's the most natural thing in the world. One person wins, the other screams and cries.
He stabbed me and then used his penis like a cheese grater on my slit.
She cut me open and then stuck her cock in my slit like it was a birthday party.
I got macked by the slit and now I have a permanent face tattoo of cum.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You stab someone with a knife, then you put your junk in their open wound. It’s the most disgusting way to finish a fight.
He stabbed me and then put his penis in my slit like it was a subway sandwich.
She cut me open and then used her cock like a paintbrush on my wound.
I got macked by the slit and now I smell like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You stab someone with a knife, then you put your junk in their hole like you’re trying to give them a weird kind of second-degree burn.
I stabbed my friend and then used my penis like a soldering iron on his slit.
He cut me open and then used his cock like a mop on my wound.
She macked me by the slit and now I feel like I got a third-degree burn from cum.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You stab someone, then you stick your junk in their hole like it's a game show and you're trying to win the grand prize.
He stabbed me and then used his cock like a remote control on my slit.
She cut me open and then put her junk in my hole like it was a bonus round.
I got macked by the slit and now I’m the winner of the worst prize ever.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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