mackin' quack

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#tech snob#overpaid#fancy gear

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A Mac user who thinks they're the king of keyboards because of their fancy Apple stuff, their ugly turtlenecks, and those weird glasses. They spend twice as much for nothing.
My friend bought a $3,000 MacBook just to use it for TikTok. I told him he could’ve used my phone.
This mackin' quack paid $20 for a coffee because it was 'artisanal.'
He bought a MacBook Pro just to show off. Now he uses it for Instagram stories.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A Mac user who thinks they're better than everyone else because of their expensive computer and their stupid glasses. They act like money grows out of their turtlenecks.
She paid $1,500 for a MacBook just to watch Netflix. I told her I could do that on my phone.
This mackin' quack spent $500 on a coffee because it came in a fancy cup.
He bought a MacBook just so he could take selfies with it. Now he uses it for TikTok.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A Mac user who thinks they're the best because of their bit apple computer, their weird glasses, and their turtleneck. They act like they're rich, but they’re just broke in a fancy way.
He bought a MacBook just to look cool at the coffee shop. Now he uses it for TikTok.
This mackin' quack paid $20 for a coffee because it had a logo on it.
She spent $2,000 on a MacBook just to use it for Instagram stories.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A Mac user who thinks they're the most important person because of their fancy computer, stupid glasses, and turtleneck. They pay double for things just to feel special.
He paid $30 for a sandwich because it came on a fancy plate. I told him I could eat that on my phone.
This mackin' quack bought a MacBook just to take selfies with it. Now he uses it for TikTok.
She spent $2,500 on a MacBook just to use it for Instagram stories.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A Mac user who thinks they're the king of keyboards because of their fancy Apple stuff, stupid glasses, and turtleneck. They pay extra just to feel important.
He paid $20 for a coffee because it had a logo on it. I told him I could drink that on my phone.
This mackin' quack bought a MacBook just to show off. Now he uses it for TikTok.
She spent $2,000 on a MacBook just to use it for Instagram stories.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A Mac user who thinks they're the best because of their fancy computer, stupid glasses, and turtleneck. They act like they’re rich, but they’re just broke in a fancy way.
He paid $500 for a coffee because it was 'artisanal.' I told him I could drink that on my phone.
This mackin' quack bought a MacBook just to take selfies with it. Now he uses it for TikTok.
She spent $3,000 on a MacBook just to use it for Instagram stories.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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