Mackin’ on lil d

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Stuffing your face with a bunch of cheap McDonald’s stuff like a fat kid who just got a million dollars
I ate 10 fries and 4 McFlurries. I’m now a human trash can.
My mom says I’m gonna get diabetes from this mackin’.
I’m not eating. I’m surviving. And I’m doing it with a Big Mac.
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Eating so much McDonald’s you think you’re winning, but you’re just sad and full
I ate 5 nuggets, 3 fries, and a soda. I’m not sad. I’m just full and confused.
Mackin’ on lil d is when you’re not hungry, but you’re still ordering.
I had to go to the bathroom after this mackin’. It was a spiritual experience.
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When you’re too broke to eat normally, but you still waste your money on McDonald’s like a fool
I had to choose between rent and a McDouble. I chose the McDouble. I’m a fool.
I spent $5 on a Happy Meal. I’m gonna be broke for a week.
I’m not broke. I’m just mackin’ on lil d.
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