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You walk up to a girl at a bar and before you can say hello she’s already pulling your face to hers like you’re about to fight. It’s like you just met and you’re already making out like you’ve been together for years.
I saw this guy lean in for a greeting and the girl grabbed his face like a wrestler.
He said hi and she kissed him before he could finish the word.
They met at the bar and by the time the bartender noticed, they were already in the alley.