mackillop catholic college

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a school so bad it makes your brain hurt and your grades look like a disaster.
My teacher said I failed because I wrote 'mackillop catholic college' on my test instead of my name.
I walked into class and my friend was crying because the teacher gave us a test on the first day.
My lunch was stolen by a kid who said, 'You're not smart enough to eat here.'
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a place where the teachers forget your name and the internet crashes every five minutes.
My teacher called me 'Brendan' for a whole week. I'm not Brendan.
I was trying to watch a video for homework and the internet turned into a black hole.
My friend got in trouble for laughing when the printer jammed for the 10th time.
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the school where the bell rings so loud it sounds like a war is happening.
I was halfway through my math test when the bell rang so loud I thought the school was exploding.
My friend got distracted by the bell and forgot to do his homework.
The bell scared my dog so bad he ran out of the school and into the street.
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