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a girl who drinks so much she forgets her own name and tries to choke her hand with a bottle

She drank 12 shots and tried to punch her hand. It didn’t work.

At the party, she said her hand was her new boyfriend. It didn’t ask for a divorce.

She drank so much, she tried to kiss her hand. It didn’t like it.

a girl who gets so wasted she starts screaming at her hand and tries to slap it to death

She screamed at her hand for 10 minutes. It didn’t respond.

She tried to slap her hand. It just got tired.

She told her hand it was ugly. It didn’t care.

a girl who drinks until her hand starts crying and she tries to hug it to death

She hugged her hand like it was her best friend. It didn’t want to die.

Her hand was crying. She tried to comfort it with a sip of wine.

She said her hand was heartbroken. It didn’t know what she was talking about.