mackie

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A shy girl who acts like a total wimp until you talk to her. Then she turns into a wild beast who thinks she’s the queen of the world and trips over nothing. She’s the best thing that ever happened to you, and you’ll end up head over heels for her.
She saw me and immediately tripped into a wall. Like, literally.
She texted me 'I’m the best person ever' and then fell into a puddle.
She walked into class and tripped over her own feet. I asked her if she was okay. She said, 'I’m perfect, thank you very much.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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This short kid who’s a total joke. He’s got a tiny willy and is going through the worst puberty ever. But he’s also super smart and can run like a maniac. He’s like my dad, which is weird because I don’t have a dad.
He said he’s 5’1’’ and I said, 'You’re not even tall enough to be a real kid.'
He tried to run away from me and ended up tripping into a trash can.
He said he’s smart, and I said, 'You’re smart enough to know you have a tiny willy.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A pale, ugly girl who thinks she's a goddess and plays lacrosse like it's a war. She has a penis, a bunch of armpit hair, and smells like a gym.
She told me she's a goddess and then tripped into a pile of gym socks.
She said she plays lacrosse like a champ and then got tackled by a guy who’s actually a real athlete.
She walked into the gym and smelled like a gym and said, 'I'm perfect.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A school full of losers, trashy kids, and people who think they're tough. The teachers all leave because the cops are there every week and the bathrooms smell like a meth lab.
I went to Mackie Academy and the cops were there, and the teachers all left because they’re scared.
The bathroom smelled like a meth lab and I had to walk out and vomit.
The school is so bad, they had to move the teachers to Mearns Academy because they all popped off.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A cool, hair-salon-loving, dog-mother who’s scuba-certified but can’t float. She’s super chill, but she’s also super bossy and everyone else just has to deal with her.
She said she’s scuba-certified but then sank like a rock.
She brought her dog to the beach and then tried to float and failed.
She said she’s chill and then told me to shut up and stop talking.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A total legend, kind, hot, funny, and super smart. She’s the best girl ever, and if you get her, you’re the luckiest person alive. But she’s also super hard on herself and thinks she’s not perfect, even though she is.
She said she’s the best girl ever and then tripped over her own feet.
She told me she’s not perfect, but I said, 'You are, and you know it.'
She’s super smart, and I said, 'You’re smart enough to know you’re the best.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A name that only a total awesome person would have. It’s like a superpower, and everyone who has it is just the best.
She got the name Mackie and said, 'I’m the best person ever.'
He got the name Mackie and said, 'I’m the most awesome kid in the world.'
She told me her name is Mackie and I said, 'That’s the best name ever.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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