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A Mackia is a woman so hot she could make a priest blush and a monk cry. She’s got thick hair like a bratwurst and eyes that could melt steel. She’s got a heart like a sponge and a laugh that could knock your socks off.
My ex is a Mackia. She left me for a man who had a better smile and a better credit score.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Mackia. She’s got a body that could make a statue jealous.
My mom says I’m a Mackia. She probably means it because she’s still alive.