Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word girls use when they're happy, but mostly when they're too high to care.

Hey Mackie, you look like a happy pill just walked in.

Mackie is here, and the class is now a bunch of giggling idiots.

Mackie just texted me: 'I'm happy, and I'm not even high.'

2

Mackie Academy is like a prison for losers, where the teachers are all farts and the students smell like a sock drawer full of farts.

I teach at Mackie Academy. It's like being trapped with a bunch of farts and a sock drawer.

The police come to Mackie Academy like it's a nightclub for farts.

The teachers at Mackie Academy all left because they're too farty to teach.

3

A woman with the hair of a goddess and the brain of a donkey who thinks she’s a queen.

That Mackie walks in and everyone stops breathing. Or farts.

Mackie is scuba certified but can’t float. Probably because of all the farts.

Mackie is the best teacher, even though she’s part donkey.

4

A Mackie is a girl who thinks she’s perfect, but she’s mostly just loud, pretty, and occasionally a bit stupid.

That Mackie just walked in, and all the boys are now farts.

Mackie thinks she’s perfect, but she’s just loud.

Mackie is the best, but she also farts a lot.

5

A name for someone who’s the best, but also the weirdest, and the most farty person on the planet.

Mackie is the best name for the weirdest person on the planet.

Mackie’s name fits her like a farty sock.

That Mackie is so weird, she farts in slow motion.

6

A guy who can solve a Rubik's Cube faster than a fart can escape a sock drawer.

Shotaro can solve a cube in under 12 seconds. That’s faster than my farts.

That Shotaro guy is like a farty sock with a brain.

Shotaro’s speed is so fast, it farts my brain.

7

A man who thinks he's the best, but he's also a bit farty and overthinking.

That Mackie guy is the best, but he farts a lot.

He’s a farty man who thinks he’s the best.

He’s a man who farts, overthinks, and still thinks he’s the best.