Mackfire

Aging Trending

17 views · Added 1mo ago · 6 definitions

When you try to flirt with someone and end up looking like a total failure

I said 'Hey babe' and she looked at me like I had three heads and a bad case of cooties.

He asked me out and I said 'sure' then he said 'I just want to be friends' and I cried in the bathroom.

I tried to impress her with my dance moves and she said 'you’re like a broken robot.'

When you try to get laid and instead you get a face full of shame

I asked her to the prom and she said 'I’m going with my boyfriend' and I cried in the hallway.

He tried to kiss me and I said 'I’m not your girlfriend' and he ran out like I had a virus.

I asked her out and she said 'I already have a boyfriend' and I looked like a sad pizza.

When you try to flirt and you end up looking like a loser

I said 'Hey' and she said 'What?' and I said 'I’m just trying to be cool' and she said 'You’re not.'

He tried to impress me with his 'I can do anything' vibe and I said 'You can’t even tie your shoes.'

I tried to pick her up and she said 'You’re like a sad clown.'

When you try to make someone like you and it ends up with you crying in a corner

I asked her to the movies and she said 'I have a date' and I cried in the hallway.

He tried to ask me out and I said 'I already have a boyfriend' and he ran out like I had a monster in my closet.

I said 'Hey' and she said 'What?' and I said 'I like you' and she said 'You’re like a broken toaster.'

When you try to flirt and end up looking like a total mess

I said 'Hey' and she said 'What?' and I said 'I’m trying to be cool' and she said 'You’re not.'

He tried to ask me out and I said 'I have a boyfriend' and he ran out like I had a monster in my closet.

I tried to pick her up and she said 'You’re like a sad dog.'

When you try to charm someone and it ends with you feeling like a total idiot

I asked her to the dance and she said 'I have a date' and I cried in the hallway.

He said 'I like you' and I said 'I already have a boyfriend' and he looked like a sad pizza.

I tried to pick her up and she said 'You’re like a broken robot.'