Mackey-it

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To go overboard like a drunk man at a buffet; you eat so much you get sick.
I mackey-ed my pizza and now I'm lying on the floor.
He mackey-ed his coffee and now he's screaming at the barista.
She mackey-ed her cereal and now she's crying into the bowl.
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A smug, self-centered nerd who thinks his Mac is the only real computer and your Windows is just a sad excuse for a system.
This mackey just called my Windows a 'sad excuse for a system.'
He mackey-ed me with his Mac and his stupid Apple logo.
I saw this mackey crying because he dropped his iPhone on the floor.
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When you ignore someone like they're not even there, just to be a big jerk.
He mackey-ed me by not answering my text for a week.
She mackey-ed me by ignoring my call and then crying about it.
This guy mackey-ed me by not showing up to my party.
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A girl so hot everyone wants to slap her and ask for her number at the same time.
This girl mackey-ed the whole school with her looks.
He mackey-ed me when I saw her in the hallway.
She mackey-ed the lunch table with her smile.
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A girl who is super pretty and smart but doesn’t even know it, like she’s the best student and the most popular person.
She mackey-ed the school by getting all A’s and being friends with everyone.
This girl mackey-ed me by being nice and pretty at the same time.
She mackey-ed the test by acing it and still smiling.
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A man who is like a pimp but also a family man, always with a limo, a fruit bowl, and a side of ice cream.
He mackey-ed his limo and his fruit bowl at the same time.
This guy mackey-ed his party with a side of DQ and a Escalade.
He mackey-ed his kids and his girls with Mary Jane and Jill.
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A cool guy who is smart, but sometimes thinks he's the best person in the world.
He mackey-ed me by being cool and then bragging about it.
This guy mackey-ed the class by being smart and cool.
He mackey-ed his lunch by eating it and being smart at the same time.
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