macket

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A weird mix of MAC and jacket. It’s what the butt-ugly kids at Marina Aquatic Center wear. They look like they just got kicked out of a candy factory and forced to wear red jackets that say MAC in big, ugly letters.
My cousin wears a macket and looks like he got hit by a clown car.
The macket team ate my lunch and called it a snack.
I tried to wear a macket and my face turned red like a tomato.
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When two guys stick their meat out and press it against a girl’s face like she’s a sandwich. If a third guy joins in, it’s called The Three Macketeers, and it’s like a meaty triple play.
My brother did a macket on my friend and she cried like a baby.
At the party, three guys did The Three Macketeers and it was the worst thing ever.
My mom walked in on a macket and yelled like a witch.
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