Mackervin

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Mackervin is a smug, insecure poser who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, but he's just a hot mess hiding behind his looks. He's a total pain in the ass, but somehow you can't help but like him.
Mackervin just flexed in the mirror and called me a failure. I threw a banana at him.
He said he'd be my best friend forever, then blocked me after I made a joke about his hair.
He tried to impress me with his 'deep thoughts' and I laughed so hard I cried.
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Mackervin is the kind of guy who thinks he's perfect but is actually a walking disaster. He talks way too much and acts like everyone else is beneath him, but deep down, he's just trying to feel special.
He bragged about his 'incredible life' and then cried because his WiFi went out.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got kicked out of the house.
He gave a 10-minute monologue about his day and no one listened.
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Mackervin is a self-centered, loudmouth idiot who thinks he's the center of the universe. He's annoying as hell, but he's also kind of cute in a messy way.
He screamed at the pizza delivery guy for being late. Then he cried because the pizza was cold.
He asked me for my homework and then stole my snack.
He did a dance in the middle of the store and no one cared.
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