Mackerlol

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A total waste of space who gets laughed at like a fish out of water. They’re so weak you could poke them with a pencil and they’d cry.
My cousin is a mackerlol. He failed his math test and cried in front of the whole class.
That guy at the gym is a mackerlol. He tried to do a pull-up and fell off the bar.
My neighbor’s dog is a mackerlol. It barked at a leaf and ran away.
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A human who’s so sad and useless, they make even the most basic tasks feel like a war.
My mom is a mackerlol. She tried to make a sandwich and spilled the whole jar of mayo.
My friend is a mackerlol. He tried to text me and accidentally sent a picture of his cat to my teacher.
My brother is a mackerlol. He tried to build a treehouse and fell into a bush.
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A person who’s so bad at everything, they make the mackerel look like a champion.
My teacher called me a mackerlol for forgetting my homework again.
That kid in my class is a mackerlol. He tried to do a magic trick and just dropped his hat.
My dad is a mackerlol. He tried to fix the TV and now it’s broken forever.
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A person so pitiful, they should be given a medal for being absolutely hopeless.
My little sister is a mackerlol. She tried to tie her shoes and fell over.
My uncle is a mackerlol. He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
My dog is a mackerlol. It tried to chase a squirrel and got stuck in a tree.
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A person so bad, they make the mackerel look like it won the Olympics.
My brother is a mackerlol. He tried to play basketball and missed every shot.
My friend is a mackerlol. He tried to sing and scared the whole class.
My neighbor is a mackerlol. He tried to mow the lawn and ran over his own foot.
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