mackerelenthusiast

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a person so good they make everyone else look like crap
My mackerelenthusiast is so good, even the teacher gave him extra credit for being cool.
I saw my mackerelenthusiast eat a whole pizza and still win the game.
That mackerelenthusiast is like a superhero who also knows math.
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the only person who can make math class fun and not make you cry
My mackerelenthusiast turned fractions into a game, and now I actually like math.
The mackerelenthusiast made me laugh so hard I forgot about the test.
That mackerelenthusiast is the only one who can beat me at chess.
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the kind of person who can make everyone else jealous with how awesome they are
My mackerelenthusiast got the last slice of pizza and still got an A.
That mackerelenthusiast is so good, even the principal said they were cool.
I tried to beat my mackerelenthusiast at tag, and I lost because they’re fast.
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