mackerel waft

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A smelly cloud that comes out of a lady’s snatch when it’s been neglected and smells like a fish market on a hot day.
My cousin’s mackerel waft hit me like a wave at the beach.
He said he’d die if he had to sit next to her during the bus ride.
She walked in and the whole room smelled like a dead mackerel.
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The stinky breeze from a woman’s private area that smells like a mackerel got tossed in a trash can and left to rot.
That mackerel waft was so strong, I could’ve used it to start a fire.
He backed out of the room like he’d been burned.
She sat down and the whole class gagged.
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A fishy fart from a lady’s snatch that smells so bad it makes you wish you’d never met her.
I almost fainted from the mackerel waft in the elevator.
He said he’d rather fight a shark than be near her again.
She walked into the restaurant and the chef ran out.
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