mackerel snapper

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A Catholic who thinks fish is better than meat and eats it every Friday like it’s a holy duty.

My priest is a mackerel snapper. He’d eat a whole lake if it was Friday.

She’s a mackerel snapper. I’ve seen her pray to the fish gods.

He’s been a mackerel snapper for 20 years. I think the fish know his name.

A Catholic who’s so obsessed with fish on Fridays they probably dream in seafood.

I asked him why he eats fish every Friday. He said it’s a sin to eat meat. I said it’s a sin to be that obsessed.

My uncle is a mackerel snapper. He even brought fish to my funeral.

She’s a mackerel snapper. I think she’ll eat the altar if it’s Friday.

A Catholic who would rather eat a fish than a burger and calls it a holy habit.

He’s a mackerel snapper. I’ve seen him throw out meat like it’s trash.

My cousin is a mackerel snapper. He eats fish so much, the fish have started to talk to him.

She’s a mackerel snapper. I think she eats fish just to annoy me.