Mackerel Flaps

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When you get caught with your pants down and the lady smells like a rotting fish market, that’s a mackerel flap.
My man got a mackerel flap after sneaking into the office lunch room and trying to kiss the receptionist.
He went down on her and got hit with a mackerel flap. Now he smells like a fishmonger’s worst nightmare.
At the gym, he got a mackerel flap after trying to seduce the cleaning lady during her break.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mackerel flap is when you get a face full of fishy stank after giving a woman a head job.
He gave her a head job and got a mackerel flap. Now he’s walking around like he just ate a dead fish.
She was a mess, and he got a mackerel flap so bad he had to take a shower in the alley.
He tried to impress her and got a mackerel flap. Now he smells like the bottom of a seafood truck.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mackerel flap is when you get a fishy stink in your face after going down on a woman who reeks like a dead fish.
He went down on her and got a mackerel flap. Now he smells like he slept in a fish tank.
He got a mackerel flap so bad he had to run out of the restaurant and puke in the parking lot.
He got a mackerel flap after giving a woman a head job. Now he’s the talk of the office.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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