mackerel fishing

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when a woman drops to her knees, loosens her butt so much she can almost blow bubbles out of it, and some guy walks up and slaps her ass so hard it sounds like a firecracker going off.
My cousin did this at the mall and got kicked out.
My sister tried it at a concert and got a standing ovation.
My neighbor does this every Sunday just for fun.
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when a guy scouts every girl at a party like he's looking for the most stinky, sweaty, nasty hole to crawl into and fall asleep in.
My brother did this at his cousin's wedding and ended up married.
My friend did this at a bar and got a tattoo.
My dad did this at a party and now smells like a gym sock.
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