Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless, f***ing waste of space. The kind of person who thinks they're special just because they got a B in math.

'You're a mackerel, I swear.', said by a kid who failed the spelling test.

My mom called my dad a mackerel because he forgot to buy milk.

At lunch, my friend told me, 'You're the mackerel of this class.'

2

A fish that's mostly used to describe the kind of person who eats lunch at 10 AM and still smells like breakfast.

My teacher said, 'You're like a mackerel, always showing up late.'

I told my brother he was a mackerel because he forgot to do his homework.

My friend's dog is a mackerel because it eats my shoes.

3

A state of f***ing insanity that happens when you laugh at the worst jokes and still think you're cool.

'You're in mackerel madness!', said by my friend when I laughed at the cat video.

My teacher said I was in mackerel madness because I drew a mustache on the principal.

I told my mom I was in mackerel madness because I ate pizza for breakfast.

4

A slang word for a buck. Used when you're trying to look cool at the poker table and failing.

'I bet you one mackerel!', said by my dad during a poker game.

My friend said, 'I just won a mackerel!'

At the card game, my mom said, 'I’m going all in for a mackerel.'

5

A person who thinks Apple is the best thing since sliced bread and doesn't know what a Windows is.

'You're a mackerel!', said by my friend when I used an iPhone.

My brother called me a mackerel because I chose Mac over Windows.

At school, my teacher said, 'You're a mackerel, I swear.'

6

A f***ing skeleton with a gut. The kind of person who looks like they've been eating pizza for a month.

'Eugh, look at that mackerel!', said by my friend when I showed up with pizza breath.

My mom called my dad a mackerel because he eats cereal for dinner.

At lunch, my teacher said, 'You're the mackerel of this class.'

7

A dumb mistake you make on purpose so your boss can feel important and other mistakes get ignored.

'You're a mackerel!', said by my boss when I spilled coffee on his desk.

I made a mackerel on purpose so my teacher would feel cool.

At work, I messed up my report on purpose, it was a mackerel.