Macker

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A macker is a guy who talks trash to girls just to get in their pants. He don't want no long-term love, just quickie sex and a little flattery.
Hey, I saw you at the store. Want to grab a bite? No strings attached.
You got nice legs, baby. Let me take you out.
I'll flirt with your sister if you let me touch your phone.
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A macker is like a cheap pimp, he talks big but don't have the cash or the style. He'll promise you the moon and then steal your lunch money.
I'm gonna be rich by 22. Just wait and see.
I got a job, it's just 20 hours a week, okay?
I'm not broke, I'm just choosing to be rich.
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A macker is a clueless guy who thinks he's the king of the world but is just a lazy, stupid kid with a bad attitude and no future.
I failed out of college, it was a *choice*.
I got kicked out of the military for smoking weed.
I stole from my grandma to buy a dumb hat.
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A macker is a hacker who only uses Macs and thinks he's super cool because of it. He's got no life and just wants to be famous.
I hacked the school's system, it was easy.
I'm a hacker. I got a Mac. That's all you need to know.
I'm gonna be famous someday, just wait.
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A macker is a quick way to say 'smack', like when you hit your vape or take a hit. It's slang for a quick fix.
Let me hit your vape, it's got good juice.
I need a smack, my brain's fried.
That vape is on fire, let me take a hit.
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A macker is a guy who's got four girls in bed and one girl waiting in the back, he's got no self-control and no respect.
I got four girls in my room and one in the back, I'm a legend.
I don't know how I do it, but I do it every night.
I'm the king of the sack, baby.
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A macker is a guy who's so tired or so drunk he can't think straight, he's either passed out or about to.
I drank 10 beers and now I can't walk straight.
I stayed up all night and I'm dead tired.
I'm so drunk I think my shoes are talking to me.
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